Easter Pro Tip
exhale inhale breathe while biting into crumb cake.
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like the girlfriend that I had in February of last year. No, not Stephanie. That was March. And we were never exactly “exclusive.” I’m talking about Heather. Remember, with the pixie hair cut and nose ring? She was always eating Ring Pops… how are you not remembering this? It was a very eccentric affectation. That’s actually why we broke up - her hand was always sticky. I mean, I always thought that was the purpose of Ring Pops - to prevent sticky hands, right? Anyway, it turns out they don’t. But they do dye your teeth red. The cherry ones anyway. But, oh my god, remember Chupa Chups!? Now THAT was a good lollipop.